Cool off! Sexy Bon Odori Dance
“A little daring, both my yukata and my heart are in full bloom.”
It’s that time of year again when you least expect it: the “Sexy Bon Festival” season!
This year, a cast of super-sexy-looking performers, handpicked from the community, will be shyly unveiling their sexy inner selves (hidden Buddhas). What is Bon? What is sexy? While sincerely accepting such mundane but important questions, let’s embrace the syncretism of Shinto and Buddhism, and return to the faith of all religions—Let’s SEXY BON DANCE!
The annual sexy portable shrine has also undergone a mega-evolution through the fusion of traditional and cutting-edge techniques. With the shrine coming through, move aside, move aside, ward off evil spirits and bad luck! Your lower body’s luck for the second half of the year will be boosted upwards forever, uncorrected.
The second half features a new segment to chase away summer fatigue: “Sexy Food Fight.” A head-to-head battle with the audience! Sex is all about sexiness. Eager Sexy Sohan Ee, a million sexy ones a day. Cranes live for a thousand years, turtles for ten thousand, omelette fried rice.
Who knows what will come next? It’s a bizarre, fantastical, and utterly mysterious spectacle, a dazzling and extravagant free-for-all, a chaotic and wild dance of all sorts of things, and a wildly imaginative and outrageous event. Come and join us for a sexy Bon dance, with all due respect to the gods of sex in the Eastern world who have come out today, and whose ancestors may also be watching.
*The first 50 customers will receive a special original fan from the Sekubon festival.
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